 CONS x Krooked "Middle Earth"Converse CONS • 3 years ago To celebrate the release of Mike Anderson's new CONS X Krooked CTAS Pro, Mike felt there was no place better to head than Middle Earth! Featuring: Mike Anderson Eddie Cernicky Brad Cromer Frank Gerwer Raney Beres Zered Bassett Edited By: Ben Chadourne Filmed By: Ryan Lee Mack Scharff "Converse" "CONS" "Krooked" "Skateboarding" "Mike Anderson" |
 Toy Machine VaccineToy Machine • 4 years ago "Toy Machine Vaccine" - Video number 8 from Toy Machine Bloodsucking Skateboard Company. Starring: Axel Cruysberghs, Dashawn Jordan, Daniel Lutheran, Leo Romero, Blake Carpenter, Jeremy Leabres, CJ Collins, Myles Willard, Braden Hoban and Matt Bennett. Directed and Edited by - Don Luong WARNING: This video will trigger a massive orgasm in your brain, launching a SCUD missile of microaggressions on the few brain cells you have left. Good luck avoiding the Toy Machine squirting its vaccine all over your eyeballs inoculating you from making stupid choices in the future such as buying a deck that is not a Toy Machine. Side effects may include: Tenderness at inflection site, anaphylaxis of the scrote, corrosion of cognition, constipation of democracy, bloodshot eyes, diarrhea of the medulla oblongata, intellect stupefaction, lung oyster leakage, blurred vision, dry mouth, legs, perturbed pudendum, conspiracy gullibility simplex 2, inflation of anxiety, general aggrandizement, ego grift, burgeoning capability, death postponement, aptitude enlargement, skill hike, soul crisping. Some people have shown a tendency towards becoming a lummox, as well as having their corpuscles become corpulent. See a doctor immediately if you experience rectal prolapse, summiting and/or flag planting at the peak of your mons pubis, or if your pet has started distancing itself from you. These could be signs of the impending Rapture, looming cancellation from society for calling a classmate “poopy-face” in kindergarten, or just a general addiction to the most powerful drug on planet earth: Skateboarding. |
 tweak the beefThrasherMagazine • 12 years ago If you ain't having fun, then what the hell are you doing? Enjoi these next 18 minutes. They may be your last... |
